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Tuesday
Oct162007

Lucia Loves Alan

Lucia loves Alan. Which is why she won't do it doggy style with me.

That goes for reverse cowboy too. However, she's fine with missionary, standard cowboy, lotus, T-square, and even the pile-driver. As long as I can't see the tattoo on her lower back which reads: "Lucia Loves Alan".

Lucia loves Alan. Which is why she has sex with me. Alan apparently doesn't love sex like Lucia loves sex. But since Lucia loves sex and also loves Alan, she believes that having sex with me keeps their relationship strong. And since she believes sex with me is not cheating on Alan, there's no harm, no foul.

Lucia loves Alan. Which is why she's going to have sex with me again tonight. Alan likes to go over to his buddy's place and play Xbox 360. Halo 3 recently came out and he can't seem to get enough. Since Lucia loves Alan, she wants to make him happy. Which is why I get to have sex with Lucia tonight in Alan's bed.

Alan has commented on how cool Lucia is for not being angry about his love affair with Halo 3. Not many women let their men stay out on a Tuesday night until 2:00 a.m. to play a silly little game like Halo 3. But this is how much Lucia loves Alan. She loves him enough to let him stay out all night playing video games while she is stuck at home having sex with me.

Lucia loves Alan. Which is why I love Lucia.

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