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Wednesday
Nov282007

The Filipino Lesbian Look

Athena the Lesbian is only attracted to men, but not because she is not a lesbian; it's because she is a Greek Lesbian. Yeah, I was a little confused at first too. Anyway, she stopped by my office today and asked why Lucia the Accounting Analyst was giving her a look every time she saw her.

"What kind of look?" I asked.

"The kind of look you give another woman who's fuckin' around with your man," she said.

"Really...?" I said. "You fucking around with Lucia's husband?"

Now she gave me a look. It was the look that indicated why are we playing this game? You know what I'm talking about, so why can't we just be open and honest about the situation?

Fair enough, but I decided to go another way:

"Maybe Lucia is a lesbian," I said.

"She's not. She's Filipino."

"Yes, I know. But I meant, maybe she's a Filipino lesbian."

"You mean, she's half Lesbian?"

"Half? As in bi?" I asked, knowing she did not mean bi."She's married, so I guess that makes sense..."  

"What does this have to do with her giving me a look?"

"Maybe you misunderstood the look. Maybe it was a lesbian look."

"I know how Lesbians look. And that's not a Lesbian look."

"Don't think Greek Lesbian. Think Filipino lesbian..."

I raised my eyebrows and gave her a look. The look said, think dirty. Suddenly, it dawned on her. She dropped her jaw as if her pristine mind had somehow been damaged by the thought of another woman coming on to her. Imagine, another woman coming on to a Lesbian...

"That's the look? Filipino lesbians look mean when they come on to other women?" she asked.

"Yeah, Filipino lesbians are the worst," I said.

So Athena was convinced that Lucia wanted her, even though Lucia was the furthest thing from a lesbian, and Lucia was convinced that I wanted a threesome with both of them, even though the thought hadn't crossed my mind. What a fucked up situation.

But who knows? Maybe I will somehow get a threesome out of it...

Reader Comments (8)

*dying from laughter*
stumbled onto your blog and have been reading it all afternoon...

this takes the cake thus far!!

- a filipino half lesbian

December 8, 2007 | Unregistered Commentercuriouskitty

Thanks for the comment. Hopefully I can continue to keep you entertained. I aim to please!

December 9, 2007 | Registered CommenterJason X

I recently came across your blog and have been reading along. I thought I would leave my first comment. I don't know what to say except that I have enjoyed reading. Nice blog. I will keep visiting this blog very often.


Joannah

http://2gbmemory.net

April 10, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJoannah

Joannah: Glad you enjoy it. Thanks for taking the time to read and comment.

April 11, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJason X

Did you used to work at Peoplescout / seatoncorp?

June 23, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLeila

Leila: No. Do I sound familiar? Someone you used to work with?

June 25, 2009 | Registered CommenterJason X

Hi!

Are you a Filipina lesbian?
I really need some help. I am having getting difficulty in getting an access to blogs among Filipina lesbians...
I am a student from UP, Diliman (Philippines) and currently taking my thesis this semester. My thesis topic involves blogs among lesbians...
Do you know anyone?
please do contact me via facebook, friendster, multiply, and yahoo messenger...: fionah_shrek@yahoo.com

November 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMax

Yes, I'm a Filipina lesbian. It should be obvious.

November 23, 2009 | Registered CommenterJason X

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