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Monday
Dec172007

Blendi the Virgin

I hope you don't think I'm prejudice or anything, but I typically don't associate with virgins.

I think it's the way I was brought up. I'm not trying to blame my parents, but neither of them were virgins. They didn't set a very good example for their children by having sex and giving birth to us. Although I thought for a while that my father was a virgin. Then one day I took a long hard look in the mirror and realized I was just like him. And I was no virgin...

I'm not going to say virgins are second class citizens or that they should not have the same rights as the rest of us, but I do like to keep my distance. It's hard to relate to someone who doesn't self-indulge. I mean, clearly our bodies are meant to have sex, so when I run across someone who practices self-control over their sexual desires, I want absolutely nothing to do with that person.

I used to think we should round up all the virgins and put them on an island where they could live happily without sex. And once they decided to have sex, they could be let off the island.

But since that wasn't realistic (at least in this country), I decided I should practice safe no-sex with virgins by keeping my distance. What if it's contagious? What if I become infected with virginity somehow? As I understand it, virginity is one of the worst non-sexually transmitted sex-related diseases out there.

They say we're all born with it, but I don't remember any period of time in my life that I was a virgin. We know how to get rid of it, thank God, but for some reason there are people who don't want to get rid of it. That's what I can't get my head around and another reason I want nothing to do with them.

But now I'm beginning to change my intolerant point of view on this subject. For the first time ever, I actually sat and had a real conversation with a virgin at the holiday party. We didn't speak long though, because her mouth suddenly became unavailable for words. But it was enough time to make me think I should give virgins another shot.

I'll definitely give Blendi the Virgin another shot. Hopefully, very soon.

Reader Comments (1)

Errr.... so you didn't really have much to say today hunh? No little quips about the slut in the cubicle..... boring.

December 18, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterrecent reader

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