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Friday
Sep072007

Friday

It's Friday again.

Most people in Corporate America look forward to the weekend. Its a two day vacation from work. For me, however, the work week is a five day vacation from home. And since my job is to do as little as possible, "work" is really a misnomer. I got a lot done today without doing anything. And while I wasn't doing anything, I spent a lot of time trying not to spend time with Blair. She also prefers the work week to the weekend, so Fridays always put her in a bad mood. I avoid Blair when she's in a bad mood, but I always pretend I'm trying to find her. Because if she thinks I'm avoiding her, she tries to find me. And when she finds me, I get the Blair Treatment, which is equivalent to shoving bamboo shards behind your fingernails.

On the other hand, if Blair thinks I'm trying to find her and can't when she's in a bad mood, she makes it even more difficult for me to find her just to frustrate me so that I'll be in a bad mood too. The more I try to find her, the more she avoids me. The more she avoids me, the less I have to try not to find her. So over time, this process works heavily in my favor. It's the end of the day and I'm home free. By Monday she'll be in a good mood again because she'll be on vacation from home again.  

I'll probably have a drink with Brandi before I go home. This will result in a blow job in the car afterwards. That way I can go home to my wife with a smile on my face.

I can't wait until Monday.

  

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