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Friday
Oct172008

The Green Mile

I'm scheduled to go in for my vasectomy at 3:00. Regardless, I took the whole day off. You have to mentally prepare for a thing like this.

Worked out well also, since I was drinking last night and having sex with Blair in the office until late.

That's right. Sex with Blair in the office. Previously, Blair had been adamantly against sex in the office. I believe fear of losing her job had something to do with it. However, last night after drinks, I told her I had to go back up to the office to send a couple email messages that had to go out before morning.

Once we were in my office and she realized the floor was deserted, she started getting ideas. It helps that alcohol impairs good judgement, however, in a situation like this, it's best to let Blair come up with the idea. If she's against doing something, the only way to get her to do it is to let her come up with the idea herself.

And even though I have a couch in my office, she wanted it on the desk.

Good girl.

We did eventually make it to the couch, but that was after I had her plastered up against the window, tits pressed up against the cold glass, looking down at the city. That really turned her on.

We left around midnight. It was a very good last supper...

An now here I sit awaiting my moment to walk the Green Mile.

Alright, so I've been a little overdramatic about this whole cutting into my balls things. But hell, it's my goddamn balls.

I'll let you know how it all turns out...

Reader Comments (4)

DUH-RAH-MAHHHH!!!!! LOL! You're good dude. =P

October 17, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterTech Babe

Being over dramatic got you what every man dreams. I see no problem.

October 17, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterNnamdi

Despite all the sympathy sex, doesn't a vasectomy seem a little extreme and painful considering you could achieve the same pregnancy-free results with condoms?

October 18, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSabina

Tech Babe: All good now...

Nnamdi: True, and I seem to prefer drama; keeps work interesting.

Sabina: There are actually other reasons for taking this route. I've been meaning to do it for a long time (done having kids). And accidents do happen. Too drunk to use good judgment, for example. So the time was right, including finally having the ability to man-up and just get it done.

October 18, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJason X

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