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Wednesday
Oct082008

Tit Candy

Tits have been watching me all day. 

I don't know what it is, but every where I go, tits are staring. Big tits, little tits, white tits, brown tits. At one point, I was stuck in an elevator with at least 5 pairs of tits all ogling me like I was some sort of sex object.

I even got a call from Giselle's tits today. They want me to come out to play.

Now that I have a firm date to cut into my balls and word is out, everyone in The User Pool wants to hook up as if it might be their last chance to have sex with me because my junk will cease to function post op. 

In the back of my head, I'm thinking that too...

Which is why I don't get offended when tits stare at me. I actually enjoy it. Lifts my self-esteem. Especially in this time of need, right before they cut into my balls and I may never have sex again. At least I feel wanted now.

When I went to lunch today, one pair of tits was approaching from the opposite direction and stared at me the whole time without blinking, right until they passed me. Now that's some balls on those tits. 

Because some people might think that's rude. But like I said, makes me feel good. Makes me feel like tit candy.

I hate when tits don't have any interest. You know, when they ignore me. Or make small talk just feigning interest with no real intention of cutting loose and letting their bra down. That's no good at all.

I told Giselle's tits that I'd be happy to come out and play tonight. They said that Giselle didn't know yet and might resist actually letting them out (she keeps a pretty tight leash on those puppies with her double D custom cups).

I said, leave Giselle to me. Among others, I've currently got a married, fanatically religious Filipina who goes Greek on me at least once a week. If I can get her tits to come out and thump more than a Bible, I think I can convince one young, naive vendor babe to loosen her straps for one night.

I have a feeling I'm going to be getting together with a lot of tits over the next week or so before the dreaded Inject, Cut, and Burn that may quite possibly put an end to my promiscuous ways. 

While tits seem to be very interested in me, I should take advantage and juggle as many as I can before the end cometh.

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