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Gladstone's Dilemma

Gladstone needs to stop fucking Fiona the Cunt before she manipulates him into telling her that her sister, Conklins dead slutty wife, was accidentally killed while Conklin and I were trying to murder her.

That sounds bad on the surface, but in reality, it's actually very innocent. But you can see why I wouldn't want it getting out.

Solution: Get Gladstone to focus his fucking on someone else.

I finally found out why Gladstone keeps seeing her. Since Gladstone is a one fuck player, I assumed she was doing something unusal to hold his interest. But apparently, sex is nothing spectacular with Fiona the Cunt.

What she does know how to do is manipulate. So after they have sex, she tells him that she never wants to see him again. This doesn't sit well with Gladstone because it makes him feel like he hasn't left a lasting impression. In order to feel good about himself, he needs to know the woman wants to see him again. Only at that point will he never see the woman again.

But because Fiona the Cunt never wants to see him again, he feels compelled to see her at least once more. However, as long as he never gives her the information about me that she wants, she will always say that she never wants to see him again so that he'll always see her at least once more.

My fear is that he'll finally just tell her what she wants to know so that she won't say that she never wants to see him again so that he doesn't have to see her ever again.

When I told him how she was manipulating him he was appalled. However, he still did not know how to stop seeing her as long as she continued to say she never wants to see him again. 

I told him how:

When she tells you she never wants to see you again, tell her okay. Since that's not the answer she wants to hear, she'll retract her statement and tell you that she wants to see you again. And we all know, once she tells you she wants to see you again, you'll never see her again.

Gladstone agreed to implement this solution the very next time he fucks her.

I'm not sure if I actually solved the problem or not. I guess we'll see the next time Gladstone fucks Fiona the Cunt.

Reader Comments (3)

While it sounds like a good plan, the solution is only half baked. Once the cunt is filed away, who do you have lined up for Gladstone to fuck next? Shouldn't be difficult. Sounds like Gladstone is a non discriminatory fucker.

November 25, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterTech Babe

Good question. Don't have an answer yet. But you're right, shouldn't be difficult.

November 30, 2008 | Registered CommenterJason X

Wow, Fiona the Cunt employed a trick straight out of Mean Girls and somehow applied it to Gladstone. How do you possibly make a black guy feel insecure about sex? This bitch needs to go.

September 16, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterM

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