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Strat Plan for the 2008 Holiday Party

I've been working on this year's holiday party strategy. 

The dilemma I face with something like a holiday party is that all the women at work I see on the side on a regular basis converge in one place where there is free alcohol, dancing, music, a hotel, and me. 

So they all intend to spend the night with me there.

Normally, I can use MS Project to resource load and manage my users so that there is no overlap and I am not overutilized. 

Yes, a fuck schedule.

Last year's strategy was overly aggressive and ambitious, to say the least, which is why it was a miserable failure. I got greedy.

The goal was to fuck everyone in my then current user pool that same night. Although aggressive, the plan seemed flawless. But... 

  • How was I to know Lucia was going to get religion and decide she could only committ adultery with another member of her Bible study
  • How was I to know Athenia the Lesbian was suddenly going to be interested in women instead of men?
  • How was I to know Wheels would get a surprise visit from her husband in her hotel room while she was waiting for me in her hot little red stringy thing from Victoria's secret
  • How was I to know Blair would get too drunk and puke all over herself and the bed in her hotel room?  

I was too ambitious and as a result, didn't fuck anyone.

Although, I did get a special unexpected treat at the end of the night by a newcomer, who at the time was known as Blendi the Virgin.

So this year I'm going back to the basics. I'm going to hook up with someone new. 

All I have to do is piss off Blair the day before the party and she'll be a non issue. Besides, this would be an opportune time for Blair and Maricruz to follow through on their bi-curious attraction to one another. That kills two birds with one stone and will also pave the way for a possible threesome...

Everyone else I'll just avoid or make up something like, My wife is coming to the hotel later... 

So in preparation for the holiday party which is next week on Thursday December 18, I've been scouting out talent. So far, here's my holiday wish list: 

  1. Ha-Neul, the Hardlines Coordinator: She's Korean, timid, but hot with big Asian tits. You have to go to Korea to find tits in Asia. She's got a nice little accent, making her all the more authentic.
  2. Jenny, Pengilly's assistant:  She's a Jennifer Love Hewitt look-alike. Very young looking. Almost too young looking. Like sixteen. Hmmm. Yeah, I'm keeping her on the list.
  3. Minoo, the HR coordinator:  She's Iranian. American born. Princess. Wants to be dominated though. I can tell by the Fuck me look I get occasionally from her in meetings. Yeah, I know, HR. But I'm keeping her on the list.
  4. Lecia, the Manager of Home Furnishings: She's Jamaician; dark, hot, and very devious looking. Looks like a biter. 

I haven't had much of a chance to interact with these four at work, so the holiday party will hopefully open up new opportunity and I'll get to hook up with one of them.

Well, that's the strat plan. More prep work next week. I'll keep you informed...

Reader Comments (3)

I'd go with Jenny or Ha-Neul.

December 12, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterFishy5

I guess it depends on which one gets drunk and the most horny at the party. Well, and I guess they'll have to be horny for me for that to actually matter...

December 12, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJason X

Congratulations! You are one International muther fucker! Hahaha!

December 12, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterTech Babe

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