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« Home Alone | Main | Holiday Party 08 - Part 2 »
Wednesday
Dec242008

T'was the Nightmare Before Xmas

T’was the night before Christmas and all through the office,

Only one user was stirring; it started with a kiss.

Her stockings were flung on the lamp without a care,

On this night, not even the janitor would show up there.

 

The rest of the office was nestled at home in their beds,

While Blair lies half-naked on my desk and then spreads.

She in blue panties and garters just finished a suck,

And had just settled my junk for a long winter’s fuck.

 

When out in the hall there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from the desk to see what was the matter.

Away to the door I flew like the wind,

Opened a crack so no one could see we had sinned.

 

The hallway was dark and made me uneasy,

Although the perfect setting for one to get sleazy.

When what to my wondering eyes appears,

But a miniature sleigh and eight more braziers.

 

With a little old driver, so lively and quick,

I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.

More rapid than eagles my users they came,

And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

 

Now Minoo! Now Lecia & Lucia! Now Chelsea you vixen!

On Jenny! On Maricruz! On Athena the Lesbian!

To the other side of the floor! To the end of the hall!

Now dash away! Dash away Ha-Neul the Cannibal!

 

At first I thought I could escape through the air duct,

But it was too small for my body; I knew I was fucked.

I saw that Santa would finally have his revenge,

For all my bad deeds, I never burn, not even a singe.

 

But this time was different, all my users in one place,

This was finally it, the end of good grace.

But then I woke up with a blood curdling scream

I escaped retribution yet again; it was all just a dream.

 

Ho ho ho! Merry fucking Christmas!

Reader Comments (5)

Bravo Mr. X! Bravo!!!!!

December 24, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterTech-Babe

Cute :P

December 24, 2008 | Unregistered Commenternadzb21

That would be the ultimate nightmare for you wouldn't it :) and that picture needs more diversity. and like Tech-Babe said, excellent use of all your user names.

December 24, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterdaNanner

Thanks. I get creative with eggnog and butterscotch schnapps.

December 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJason X

Breakfast of Champions

December 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterNnamdi

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