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How to Seduce Your Intern

It helps when your intern is actually a prostitute

However, I do not have sex with prostitutes. As I've said before, I do not like prostitutes because prostitutes like me. They like anyone who wants to give them money for their services. But I do not like things I can have; I like things I cannot have. 

Which is one of the reasons I have relationships with married women. I cannot have them and they cannot have me. I cannot see them anytime I want, nor can they see me anytime they want. The perfect relationship. 

I finally agreed to have sex with Chelsea the Intern.

She is not charging me, so I am actually having sex with Chelsea the Intern, not Chelsea the Prostitute. Even so, I told her she has to let me seduce her, otherwise, it's too easy and it will feel like I'm having sex with Chelsea the Prostitute, not Chelsea the Intern. 

It's great to seduce women, but Interns, especially, are meant to be seduced. They're young, naive, vulnerable and susceptible to older, more experienced men who can take full advantage of them. 

If I don't feel like I've seduced my Intern by taking advantage of her naivete, I just won't feel good about myself. 

Chelsea the Intern agreed to my terms. So we're meeting at a Mexican restaurant to have tequila shots and margaritas. So not only will I take advantage of her naivete, but also her drunken lack of good judgement. 

This feels so bad, I finally feel good about it. 

I'll post the results tomorrow. 

Reader Comments (2)

Wow, that's pretty fucked.

You should post more pictures of hot chicks with your posts.

December 5, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterFishy5

Yeah, it brings a certain tone and atmosphere to my blog that I think I like.

December 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJason X

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