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Fun with Interns

I picked the wrong restaurant to seduce Chelsea the Intern

El Torito is close to the office. But I figured a couple of quick drinks, some fake seduction, and then we roll over to her place for some bow chicka bow wow. 

It started off well enough. She was wearing a white blouse, grey skirt, and some knee highs. You know, kinda school girl. 

We started off with two shots of chilled Patron Silver. That was tasty. Then a couple of margaritas; on the rocks with salt. 

We were sitting at the bar and she wasn't doing a very good job of letting me seduce her. It's kind of difficult to seduce a naive young intern with her hand rubbing your crotch the whole time. 

And then things went a little awry...

I glanced back toward the entrance, turned back quickly and said, "Shit." 

"Who is it?" she asked. "Your wife?"

"Worse," I said. "It's Blair." 

Chelsea the Intern knew better than anyone how insane Blair could be. The desperate look on her face was not an expression of fear for my well-being; it was fear for her own life.  

Still facing the bar, I quickly pulled Chelsea the Intern along with bar over to the side behind a pillar. But there was really no where to run. If Blair came over to the bar, it would have been curtains.

And then it struck me: Who the fuck is she here with?

That's something I don't understand about myself. I'm about to fuck the intern, and I'm all jealous about who Blair brought to this bar. 

Luckily, Blair did not make her way to the bar, but instead was seated for dinner. Whomever was with her was lagging behind. After a moment, I leaned out from behind the pillar again to check it out.

"Shit," I said.

"What?" Chelsea the Intern said. "Who's with her?"

 A slight smile emerged now. I went from fear and panic to anger and jealousy and now, something deviant. 

"Maricruz," I said.

I studied them both for a few minutes. Because they were acting strange. Not like two friends having dinner or even two enemies... But like two people... On a date.

Well, my friends, I've been working it subtly every day for the past week or so. And I've been trying to kill two birds with one stone. Make both Blair and Maricruz think I'm not having an affair with the other one and at the same time ignite some sort of bi-sexual curiosity. For example, when Blair accused me of fucking around with Maricruz, I said: 

"Maricruz has more interest in you than me; everyone knows she's bi-sexual."

And when Maricruz accused me of fucking around with Blair, I said:

"Impossible. She's too angry. She would be a much happier person if she'd just admit she has more interest in women than men."

Along with these misleading statements, I've passed along subtle hints like She looks at you funny and Was she checking out your ass?

I know both women have the curiosity, because both women have confessed it to me. Now it's just a matter of orchestrating the fantasy for them. 

It might actually be working. Although, men are always so hopeful their minds can play tricks on them. So sure, it might just be wishful thinking...

Chelsea the Intern and I went pillar to pillar until we made our way to the front and out of the restaurant. 

Then we went to her place and had freaky sex in the kitchen sink. It was actually an all around good night.

Reader Comments (6)

Wow, that must be a pretty big kitchen sink; )Well played Mr. X!

December 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterTech Babe

Wow, that story had everything INCLUDING the kitchen sink!

December 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJason Nassi

So if Blair & Maricruz go at it, (or continue to go at it) have you a way of inserting yourself?

December 7, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterdanie d

Kitchen sink? That's just so random...

December 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterThe Duchess

Tech Babe: Big enough for her ass.

Jason Nassi: Hahahah (wish I would have used that...).

Danie d: I haven't figured that out yet. But I will. Somehow I will...

The Dutchess: For sure.

December 8, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJason X

Wow the ultimate trifuckta...

September 16, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterM

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