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Tuesday
Feb122008

Virgin Killer

If I'm going to fully trust Conklin again, he must first provide me with a show of good faith. Since trust is the most important thing to Conklin, he will do anything to prove he is trustworthy. The show of good faith I require is for Conklin to deflower Blendi the Virgin. So by committing adultery, he will prove he is worthy of trust.

Killing the virgin in Blendi will actually accomplish five things:

  1. 1. Provide a show of good faith for Conklin
  2. 2. Get Conklin laid
  3. 3. Get me laid without being "The One"
  4. 4. Provide a big "Fuck You" to Conklin's big fat slut-of-a-wife
  5. 5. Pave the way for me to convince Conklin to murder his wife

Gladstone told me that Conklin said that he needed to think about it. I told Gladstone to tell Conklin that if he was really trustworthy, he wouldn't have to think about a show of good faith; he'd just agree to do it.

Gladstone told Conklin what I said, and Conklin just agreed to do it. 

So the plan is to do it this Friday night.

Conklin will tell his slutty wife that he's going drinking with the guys. Conklin's slutty wife will be happy he's going drinking with the guys, because that means she gets to go drinking with the guys and the guys get to grope and fondle her and eventually one or more will go home and fuck her.

We're all very excited for Conklin. This is a breakthrough moment. It's kind of like a friend finally kicking a bad drug habit. I look forward to the day he stamps it out completely...

Reader Comments (6)

Evil...just evil.

February 12, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterTech Babe

I can't wait till Friday! You should tell us what happened on Friday night on Saturday. I can't wait.

February 12, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterDan

What kinda of Virgin in going to sleep with your friend and then you? It doesn't make sense!!! Unless, she's a Virgin that takes it in the butt (it's the latest fad)...which would make her a slut. Don't get me wrong the butt thing is fun but it kinda defeats the whole "Pure and Virginal"thing. I wonder what her deal is?

February 12, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterChrissy

this is gonna be SWEET.

February 12, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterneg

Chrissy:

I usually link to other blogs that are relevant. For lack of time, I didn't with this one. But Blendi's mouth is definitely not a virgin. Blendi is the classic "technical virgin" but far from pure and virginal. At this point, she just wants to lose it to get it out of the way. As do I...

February 12, 2008 | Registered CommenterJason X

i have to admit, this was certainly an awakening of sorts. jason, as fucked up as you are, you do somehow seem to have my back. i'm not positive of blendi's 'virginalness' if you know what i mean. i think she pretty much hadn't had the real thing but had ridden several vibes way past virgin on the meter...

May 10, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterConklin

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