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The Big Night

Conklin spent a great deal of time today trying to talk to me. However, I would not talk to him because Iticket.jpg can't fully trust him until he makes a show of good faith by deflowering Blendi the Virgin. Which is exactly why he wanted to talk to me. He wanted to try to get out of deflowering Blendi the Virgin, but in order to talk me out of it, he has to go through with it because I won't talk to him until he's actually done it. Of course, the discussion becomes a moot point after the fact.

He doesn't want to deflower Blendi the Virgin because he wants to be faithful to his unfaithful wife. But since his slutty wife does trust him and I don't trust him, he's more concerned about me than her right now. So because his wife trusts him, he's willing to cheat on her to make sure that I trust him. It's a beautiful thing, isn't it?

We have the camera crew and set ready. It's an actual porn set. I got Nick Zima to swing it for me. I've got a dining room set and a bedroom set in a warehouse in Canoga Park. Conklin was told this location will give it a more intimate touch, because then I can hire a private chef and waiter to serve them dinner at a candle lit table. You know, to make it all romantic and shit. Conklin doesn't know it's a porn set; he was told it was used as a film set on the latest Father of the Bride installment with Steve Martin called Grandfather of the Bride.

Blendi likes the whole setup (although she doesn't know about the camera either). She's a lot calmer than you'd think. But I guess that's because she's about as professional as a hooker with that mouth of hers and losing her virginity is just a formality at this point. This could backfire on me, of course. That's been happening more often than not with my malicious little plans lately. I mean, Blendi the Virgin could fall for Conklin since he's going to be "the one" and then not have any interest in me anymore. Well, I guess that's the chance I'll have to take...  

I told McKinney he could direct. He's very excited. I've already scouted out the location and it's perfect for a candid camera shoot; plenty of curtains, rafters up top, dark corners, etc.

After the intimate dinner, the waiter and chef will leave and the two can have some privacy in the bedroom set along with the hidden camera crew. I'll be watching dailies tomorrow so maybe I can update you then. Otherwise, have a great weekend...

Reader Comments (4)

Must be nice to have all the connections to set something like this up. Nice touch with the 'Admit One' tick...popcorn's poppin' on my end here...AAAANNNNNDDDDDD.....ACTION!!!!

February 15, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterTech Babe

I can't wait till you tell us!

February 16, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterDan

Come on Jason! Did Conklin fuck her?

February 20, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterPaul

ha...hope the star can "perform" and doesn't end up a "flop".

February 23, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMeg

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