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Thursday
Feb212008

I'm Not the One

I'm not The One.matrix_l.jpg

But The One is not The One either. Instead, The One is acting like the Deflowered. As a result, the Deflowered is acting like The One.

Conklin is following Blendi the Unvirgin around like a puppy dog. He's acting like sex with Blendi the Unvirgin was his first time and now he's so endeared to her he can't leave her side. This is very frustrating for Blendi the Unvirgin because now that she's gotten her cherry popped, she wants to get out and experience more with more people, including me. But Conklin is acting like the two took vows and should be raising kids and chickens on a farm somewhere.

Okay, I have a tendency to take a normal situation and make it bad either for my own gain or for mindless entertainment. In this case, I took a bad situation and made it worse, but not strictly for mindless entertainment. I thought Conklin would benefit by having sex with a virgin while getting his slutty wife off his mind for an evening. But instead, he's just transferred his psychotic obsession from slutty wife to Blendi the Unvirgin.

Now if I try to have sex with her, he'll consider it a breech of friendship etiquette; like I'm messing around with his woman, even though that was the entire goal of having him deflower her.

Try to do a buddy a favor and what happens?

That's why I try not to help others. I think it was Gandhi who said: Helping others is a nice thing to do, but it will somehow always fuck your own shit up.

No more Mr. Nice Guy... 

Reader Comments (3)

It might not have been Gandhi who said that.

February 21, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterBlythe

Damn Jason...can't catch a break! BTW, I've got an offsite mtg scheduled in one of the buildings I haven't frequented yet. Get this...conf room # = 3400!

February 21, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterTech Babe

Looks like looking out for number One is turning out to be counter productive...Fuckin' Karma is a bitch!!! I'm sure you'll turn it all around :o)

Nice Pic by the way, Keanu Reeves (minus his acting skills)...love the type, definitely a pattern in my little black book ;o)

February 21, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterChrissy

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