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Monday
Feb252008

The Porn Server

Any good I.T. organization in a large company will inevitably host an internal porn server. The server is typically a "development box" located under someone's desk which is on the network but excluded from the typical monitoring that occurs with standard network equipment hosted in the data center.

This particular porn server is maintained by someone in McKinney's group, so every precaution has been taken to protect its content from divisional Network and Security scrutiny. This is particularly easy to do, since McKinney's group is responsible for divisional Network and Security scrutiny.

Corporate scrutiny is another matter, but since Corporate works through McKinney's group to scrutinize divisional software and equipment, the bases are still covered.

Our divisional porn server has both pics and vids. It's very well organized and categorized so that you can quickly find whatever it is you're into. The content is downloaded from the web, but not directly through the network. The Network engineer has a way to connect to the Internet without using the Corporate portal. That way, nothing is logged and no monitoring can be done. And nobody goes to jail.

But here's the interesting thing: McKinney's group does keep a log of those who access the server. McKinney likes to track that shit in case he needs to use against someone at a later date. He showed me the list and it looks like at least 5 guys who attend weekly Bible study access the server regularly. I fully expected to see Mulhausen's user name, but people at his level don't typically know about the porn server. For some reason, executives aren't real comfortable with dedicated porn servers being run on the company dime. Personally, I think it boosts morale and productivity.

Sooner or later we'll have McKinney's 3D porn and Conklin's deflower flick up on the porn server. Both are currently being edited. We'll be scheduling a premiere some night here in the near future. That should be fun...

By the way, I still haven't had sex with Blendi the Unvirgin. Conklin is stalking her now. The obsession he has for her is both good and bad. Bad, because I can't seem to get her alone; good, because I think it will be easier for me to convince him to murder his wife now that he's shifted his obsession to Blendi.  

Blair is acting strange. I wonder what that's all about?

Speaking of Blair, this porn star looks just like her. Not sure what her name is, but they could be sisters. This porn server sure is handy. If you don't know about any porn server at your company, just ask around I.T. I guarantee they have one... 

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