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« Still Sick | Main | How to Keep Conklin's Mouth Shut »
Wednesday
Feb062008

Sick

I'm sick. With a cold.

[cough, cough]

I still went to work. But I didn't have the strength to manage Blair, so I hid from her all day. Blendi the Virgin found me though. Now that she's made the decision to give up her virginity, she's horny as fuck. If I wasn't this sick and hopped up on cold pills, I'd have done it. Right in my office.

I can't get Conklin to do it because I'm not speaking to him because I can't trust him. In fact, he's been freaking out all day because Gladstone told him I was no longer speaking to him because I don't trust him. Which is all part of the plan. Not the Deflower Blendi the Virgin plan, but the Get Conklin to murder his slutty wife plan. Because if I'm going to get him to deflower Blendi the Virgin, I need to get him to stop talking to his wife by refusing to talk to him because I don't trust him. Once that happens, I can trust him, then speak to him again, then convince him to deflower Blendi the Virgin. Oh, and convince him to murder his slutty wife. I just don't know if Blendi the Virgin will wait that long...

Okay, I know I'm rambling, but I'm fucking sick and hopped up on cold pills. I think I said that already, right?  

I've got to get out of here. I need sleep... Ahhhh. Nyquil sleep....

Reader Comments (1)

Poor baby...but I'm a little 'sickie' too=/

February 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterTech Babe

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