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Thursday
Feb072008

Still Sick

Here's the dilemma: If you don't come into work because of a simple little cold, everyone thinks you're aCaution-Infectious-Waste.gif big pussy. Worse, in my case, I have to be home with my wife all day. But that's another discussion... But, if you do come into work, everyone says, Go home, you need rest and all you're doing is spreading the germs.

Ideally, you come into work and show everyone how sick and miserable you are so they'll tell you to go home; you finally leave, go to some user's place and fuck like rabbits. Then you're golden all around. That's if you have the strength to do it, which I don't.  

So I came into work for one specific reason: to infect Blair.

While I waited in her office, I wiped my nose with my hand and then touched everything I knew she'd touch in her office. Phone, keyboard, mouse, etc.

When she came into her office, she closed her door to give me a kiss, as she often does. That's all she'll do though. No hanky panky. She's very strict about that. As soon as she gave me the kiss, I said:

"I wish you hadn't done that."

"Why?" she asked.

"I have a cold," I said. "You might get it now."

You see, that way, it's her fault, but I still get the credit for making her miserable. As much as I love turning Blair on, I love making her miserable. I guess because she turns me on like nobody else, and she also makes me miserable like nobody else. Tit for tat, bitch.

Yeah, I'm pretty bad.

But you know what? I need the entertainment. Especially when I'm sick like this. Hopefully, I just ruined her weekend with her husband. And hopefully, she'll still be sick by Monday and I'll be all well so that I can sit back and enjoy her misery.

I love that bitch. 

Reader Comments (6)

Boy, you're a mean fucker when you're sick; but I love it!!!

Get well soon!

February 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterTech Babe

So are you guys gonna have sex already or what? Jason, we all THINK Tech Babe is probably hot, not confirmed however, and you obviously have the "charisma" to have sex with her when we cant. So my question to you is.. when are you guys gonna fuck? We know you want to keep it anonymous but seriously, she obviously wants your nuts and we the people feel you should oblige her! Besides when was the last you had sex with someone in IT? Ummm never! So do us all a favor and take pictures! JK.But seriously get it over with already and tell us all how amazing it was.

February 8, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

Man you know they're probably already fucking, they obviously work together. Jason’s sick and Tech Babe feels ‘sickie’- it’s from swapping fluids. Jason said the pictures are actually her, how would he know unless he met her, hhhmmm. Tech Babe sounds like a 'butta face' to me…

February 8, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterBilly

Billy, the photos are the same photos she had on her myspace when I met her online, only her face was showing. That's how I know it's her photo. She had a lot personal photos too, not just modeling shots. She's definitely not a butta face. She's a hot piece of ass from head to toe.

We DO NOT work for the same company (okay, I guess I shouldn't say that... I work for a very large company with multiple divisions; let's put it this way: she definitely doesn't work in the same I.T. department I work in...)

At this point, I'd definitely hook up with her (even though I said I wouldn't); I'm not the one holding out...

February 8, 2008 | Registered CommenterJason X

Billy - I happen to be one of the few that actually know who Tech Babe is. And she is far far far from being a butta' face. Trust me, she was my boss! And let me tell you, she was one of, if not the only, reason why the guys in IT came into work everyday! And not just IT. She's fucking hot man.

February 10, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKip

Here's the deal...at this point, I am holding out. More so due to the fact that Jason's married and screwing every other warm dick pocket in the office. Not my style. It probably would have happened had I not known all that. Not saying I wouldn't like to. But I do have my own rules when it comes to hook-ups.

So, 'Anonymous' - thanks for the attempted persuasion.

'Billy' - if you only knew.

'Kip' - thanks for the plug=)

'Jason' - where do we go from here? =P

February 10, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterTech Babe

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