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Saturday
May032008

Mojo

I'd say it was a good week. Sure, there' s a lot of shit going on, especially with Conklin's dead sluttymojo.jpg wife's evil sister Fiona the Cunt causing havoc with her evil, manipulative, psycho antics, but I also got my mojo back this week, so all and all, I think the good outweighs the bad at this point.

But you be the judge.

Here's the bad:

  1. Conklin's dead slutty wife's evil sister Fiona the Cunt stole McKinney's workprint copy of his 3D porn film staring Nick Zima and Candi Kans.
  2. Conklin's dead slutty wife's evil sister Fiona the Cunt also stole the hidden cam porn short I shot of Conklin deflowering Blendi the Virgin.
  3. Conklin is pissed off at me again, not only for the above, but he's decided to blame me again for the accidental death of his wife during our attempt to murder her.
  4. Mulhausen is happy. He's happy because he knows his new assistant hates me. He does not know why she hates me, but is very pleased that she does and has therefore been in a very good mood lately. I hate when he's in a good mood. It means, I'm not doing my job effectively.
  5. McKinney is also pissed off at me. He blames me for the loss of his precious 3D porn film staring Nick Zima and Candi Kans. He's still got the negative. So what the fuck?
  6. Conklin's dead slutty wife's evil sister Fiona the Cunt called the police from her desk right in front of me to accuse both Conklin and me of attempting to murder her dead slutty sister even though a truck actually killed her. They told her a detective would call her back.

Okay, that last one is a major buzz kill. I wonder how she knows we were attempting to murder her slutty sister. I wonder what she's going to tell the cops. That's the trick, isn't it? I don't know what she has on me, so I don't know whether I can defend myself or not. I mean, maybe she's going to frame me with false shit I can't explain. Yeah, major buzz kill...

But don't judge too quickly yet. Wait until you hear the good:

  1. I got my mojo back (now that war with Conklin's dead slutty wife's evil sister Fiona the Cunt has been officially declared, I'm back baby, I'm back)
  2. As such, I'm back to sodomizing Lucia again
  3. Athena the Lesbian blew me in the comm closet yesterday
  4. On Thursday night, Blair's husband was working late, so I went over to her place for 3 hours and we got drunk and played sex games; if you get Blair drunk and play sex games, you can keep her mood stable for hours
  5. I finally had sex with Blendi the Unvirgin last night. Now that's one really freaky recently deflowered woman, let me tell you. She was freaky with Conklin, but imagine if the guy wasn't fighting it...
See? What's a little "attempted murder" investigation when you've got friends like these?

 

Reader Comments (5)

Sounds like your hand and wrist can take a break this week! I think you're good Jason=P

The User Pool is in full effect!

May 3, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterTech Babe

I wonder if I could get laid that much if I had a corporate job instead of my small company job. Hmmmn.

May 4, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterWinter

It's all about lining up the right resources and then being able to multi-task...

May 4, 2008 | Registered CommenterJason X

...AND cleansing thoroughly!!!!

May 5, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterTech Babe

I can multi-task very well. But there's no resources.

May 5, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterWinter

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