Can't Lesbians All Get Along?
Athena the Lesbian is upset because Lesbians have rights too, not just lesbians.
It took me a little while to figure out what she was talking about, but this is the gist:
"Lesbians are suing lesbians for calling themselves lesbians and making it seem like all Lesbians are lesbians too, even if you're a Lesbian who's only attracted to men. And it's worse for male Lesbians."
Athena the Lesbian was so upset, she almost couldn't blow me in the Comm closet the other day. But I assured her that a little fellatio would take her mind off the subject of lesbians and that it would help calm her nerves.
Apparently it did calm her nerves but calmed my nerves even more because I completely forgot about lesbians of any sort.
Athena the Lesbian, however, was talking about the sore subject of Lesbians suing lesbians again within minutes after swallowing.
All because the Lesbians on the Greek island of Lesbos are suing the lesbians in Greece for using the term lesbian to refer to gay women, but unfortunately, Lesbians who are native to the Greek island of Lesbos are Lesbians too, but not the kind that munch carpet. So they want lesbians to come up with a different term to refer to lesbians.
Turns out the story is true; the source is here.
Athena the Lesbian is now thinking she should also file the same suit in California against all the gay groups that have "Lesbian" in their title.
Her new found cause has created tension between her and Jane the lesbian from Softlines. The two hooked up at the Holiday Party when Athena the Lesbian got curious and decided she might be a lesbian even though she's already a Lesbian. The following week she decided she wasn't a lesbian because when you're a lesbian you don't get any dick. And apparently, she likes dick more than she thought. The bottom line is, a pussy just lies there. What's a pussy going to do for her? And the answer, sadly, is very little.
So she bounced back to my dick and hasn't let go since.
In order to support her cause, I agreed that I wouldn't refer to lesbians as lesbians. Only a Lesbian is a Lesbian. So instead, I'll refer to lesbians as carpet munchers so that I don't offend Lesbians.
Jason X
in Satire, Relationships, Humor, Lesbian, Lesbians
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I hate being PC.Someone said we're missing ethnic characters at the Bar. I'm like, whaaa? I used Nacho Figueras. He's ethnic! Seems we left out the blacks except for some side character who's a genie/slave. I see the PC is affecting you too. Only diff... you got some. My BJ Queen title is getting really dusty...
Hey, JV has that same print posterized above his headboard. "The Kiss." Nothing like waking up to two lesbians making out.