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Washing Hands at the Office

I'm telling McKinney today how disgusted I am when people don't wash their hands after they take a piss, or worse, after they take a shit. They're out there. Happens more often than you think. This is how the conversation went:
"I don't wash my hands after I take a piss," McKinney said.

"What?" I said, shocked. "What do you mean? You're one of them?"

"That's right," he said.

"We just did the knuckle thing."

"What knuckle thing?" he asked.

"The knuckle thing. The 'what's up' knuckle thing," I said, motioning with my fist.


"So, when was the last time you took a piss?"

"I don't know," he said. "Doesn't matter, I don't hold my dick with my fists when I take a piss."

"How can you take a piss and not wash your hands?" I asked.

"My mother taught me how to take a piss without getting pee on my hands," he said. "So why should I wash my hands?"

"I don't piss on my hands either," I said. "But I still wash my hands."

"Why?" he asked. "Is your dick dirty?"


"My dick is clean," he explained. "It's like touching any other part of my body. So why should I wash my hands after I touch it?"

"It doesn't matter," I said. "If you touched your dick, I don't want you touching me. No more knuckle thing with you."

Well folks, there you have it. I'm curious to know what you think, so please vote. And of course, comments are always welcome--especially if you're one of "them". I'd like to understand why you do what you do... And this certainly applies to both men and women.

Reader Comments (7)

MOST DEFINITELY! And to be truthful, I avoid hand-shakes or "the knuckle thing" for that very reason. Oh they're out there all right! There's enough dust and germs flying around the office and 75% of dust particles result from dead skin. The last thing I need, or anyone needs, for that matter, is to have nut dust and pussy particles floating freely in an enclosed space!!!

July 8, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterTech Babe

Can't undestand how people don't wash their hands. That is just... Gross...

July 8, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterPaul

Next time you see Mckinney, do the knuckle thing and tell him you just rubbed your feet after a long hot day at work.

July 8, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterDigitalSocrates

I don't like to touch people. I don't know where they've been! I really don't like touching doorknobs too. I'm a hand washer. And I carry around anti-bacterial gel in my purse. I offer it to people and I always wonder why they turn me down. What do they have against losing their germyness?

July 11, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterWinter

My coworker is very germ-o-phobic. At least once a week, she wipes down her desk and keyboard with anti-bacterial wipes. Usually, I will accept a wipe when she does this to scrape off the top layer of my own keyboard (the average keyboard carry more germs than toilet seats do), but otherwise, i don't usually bother.

I always wash my hands before I eat, and i don't like having gel all over my hands.

July 11, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterDigitalSocrates

Blair is a neat freak. And yet, the things she does with her mouth...

July 11, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJason X

Gaaah! the gross people are massing!

July 13, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterDigitalSocrates

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