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The 800 Pound Gorilla

The 800 pound gorilla is a little cunt.

I've taken a lot of shit this week for the Blair Pool.

It's not in my nature to give a fuck. I mean if you think about it, it's hard to make fun of a guy who got laid by a gorgeous woman, right? A psychotic, bi-polar gorgeous woman, but gorgeous nevertheless. 

Yeah, I said I wouldn't and I did, but I do that all the time. So who really gives a shit?

But the one thing that does bother me about this whole Blair Pool fiasco is the fact that Fiona the goddamn Cunt won the pool. 

She knows about Blair. She knows about Maricruz. Who else does she know about?  

She still blames me for the death of her sister, Conklin's dead slutty wife. Granted, Conklin's dead slutty wife wouldn't be dead if it wasn't for me, but I didn't kill her. A truck killed her. I didn't tell her to go stand in the middle of the street and bitch at her husband. Sure, maybe I convinced her husband to drop a credenza on her head, but he didn't actually do it. Regardless, Conklin's dead slutty wife's sister, Fiona the Cunt is not interested in the facts; she's only interested in revenge.

Which is why I can't wait for her to strike. I need to make the first move. I've put this off long enough.

The problem with Fiona the Cunt is that she's smart. Too smart for the trailer trash she is. She's clever, conniving, and she plays just as dirty as her unwashed panties. She sees right through my little schemes. She seems unbeatable.

That little bitch is an 800 pound gorilla.

Reader Comments (3)

It's hard to fuck properly if you're looking over your shoulder all the time. Prolly is time to get rid of her.

September 18, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterWinter

Oh man this is gonna take some cunning. I suggest subtle manipulation in order to keep a superlow profile, since she's looking for a low profile. Perhaps coating one of the keys on her keyboard in acid would be enough to get her fired.

September 19, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterZorro

Winter: it's even worse because I can only look over one shoulder at the moment...

Zorro: I was thinking Anthrax and blame Bonnie Bod again for terrorism.

September 19, 2008 | Registered CommenterJason X

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