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Friday
Sep052008

Blair and I are Finished

It's not easy having a lovers quarrel in public when both people are married to someone else.

Blair accused me of fucking around with Maricruz. Technically, she's right, but I know that Blair only accuses me of fucking around with someone else when she wants to fuck around with someone else. If she pretends to think I'm fucking around with someone else, she doesn't feel so bad fucking around with someone else.

If she really thought I was fucking around with Maricruz, she wouldn't accuse me of anything. It would just be over. If she takes the time to accuse me of fucking around with someone else, I know she doesn't really think I'm fucking around with someone else.

Trying to have this argument in front of hundreds of your co-workers is not a simple task.

And no matter how calm our dispositions seems on the surface, I'm sure everyone around us can feel the heat of our underlying tension. 

I know she wants to fuck around with Szymanski, that little weasle. So I said, Fuck you, I'm done.

And done I am. I left her with her face all aghast, so I'm sure she's done too. Now she's free to fuck Szymanski.

Little whore.

Well, it's almost time to race in the Velcro Obstacle Course. The sun will be down soon. I'm going to eat a burger, put on a Velcro suit, win a race, and try to enjoy the last part of this stupid picnic.

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Sent from my iPhone.

Reader Comments (6)

I don't understand the Velcro suit thing. At any rate, you sound a little pissed. She can't mean that much to you can she? Or is it that she forced this is public? Gah! I wish I'd been there. It would have been entertaining... even if I am completely on your side in this. She's a Whore!

September 5, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterWinter

I'm not buyin...then again, one would think you're finally tired of puttin' up with her shit. After all, you've just added to your user pool. You'll be just fine, I'm sure. I'm with Winter...wish I couldve been there to see it. That wouldve been better than Friday night soft-porn on Showtime=P


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Sent from my iPhone. Please excuse any typos and brevity.

September 5, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterTech Babe

I now officially hate Velcro.

September 6, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJason X

Velcro suit didn't pan out so well, I take it? Dare I ask? Oh, alright...what happened Jason?

September 6, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterTech-Babe

wow..... If u only knew then u would dislocate your shoulder. Would u do it all over again ?

June 30, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterbrenda

Brenda: No. Never again. I hate pain. And that was fucking painful.

July 1, 2009 | Registered CommenterJason X

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