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How to Sleep with Your Enemy & Still Remain Enemies

Blair thinks Fiona the Cunt is a real cunt. Which is exactly why she likes Fiona the Cunt.

Blair believes that I also think Fiona the Cunt is a real cunt and therefore that's one less woman Blair needs to worry about me fucking around with. 

However, one thing I have learned as a result of recent events: I will fuck any hot female who wants to fuck me--even if I think she's a real cunt.

I finally had a talk with Fiona the Cunt and she seems just as hot for me as she did the night we fucked in the parking lot. But trust me when I say, I do not believe a word she says. Although apparently I do not have a problem fucking someone who may have ulterior motives, just for the sake of getting laid. Regardless, I'm on to her and will not make the same mistakes Gladstone made. Well, not all the same mistakes.

And even if she is sincere as a result of my deception, what's the harm in not trusting her? I don't trust anyone, least of all someone I named "The Cunt". 

But I told Fiona the Cunt that we should still pretend to hate each other for the sake of appearances. It seems to give us both leverage in this company: her with her bosses Mulhausen and Fernandez and me with Blair and The User Pool in general. 

And imagine if Gladstone finds out about this. The shit I would get... I mean, I've still been punishing him for fucking around with Fiona the Cunt and Bonnie Bod. John Yaya was hired specifically to fuck with and torture Gladstone. 

I feel kind of bad about that.

So there's really only one thing to do: have Yaya fuck with Gladstone even more.

And although Gladstone deserves it less in light of my own recent actions with Fiona the Cunt, he's going to receive even more punishment. And although he should actually be absolved of his crimes, I will pretend he is even more guilty. 

This is how I will distract Gladstone from the truth. Just so he doesn't give me any shit for being almost as dumb as him.

Reader Comments (7)

Doesn't he read this blog?

October 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterM

M: No. My own friends don't read this blog even though I write about them. See any of them commenting? It's not like they don't know about it. This is what I'm dealing with. You see why it's so easy?

October 28, 2009 | Registered CommenterJason X

Okay, now that's just lazy and they deserve to be taken advantage of. How hard is it to set up an RSS feed? It's not like you are writing an epic novel like "Moby Dick"... well you are writing about dick...

October 30, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterM

I still can't believe you fucked the cunt. Well, now wait. What else are you supposed to do with a cunt. Carry on.

October 31, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterTech-Babe

I like Fiona, she seems like a gentle soul. I'm not too keen on this Gladstone fella, he seems like a cunt.

November 18, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCTK1

CTK1: Haha, he'll love hearing that. I call him that all the time.

November 18, 2009 | Registered CommenterJason X

If you and Fiona the Cunt were to work together for real, i can't imagine the evil things you could do.

January 18, 2011 | Unregistered Commentershadewalker

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