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« Imaginary People | Main | Friday the 13th »
Saturday
Feb142009

"Be My Valentine"

Not a chance in fucking hell. 

No flowers, no candy, no presents. It's alcohol and pussy for me, just like any other day of the year. Granted, most of my users have abandoned me, but there are always a few in reserve. Where there's a will and a dick, there's a way.

What I said last Valentine's Day is good enough for this year's post. So I'll keep this brief:

Fuck Valentine's Day.

Lalalalalalala

Reader Comments (7)

Cheers to that!

February 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterTech-Babe

Seconded. Now, an emergency Christmas day? I'm all for that. (thx John Hodgman)

February 16, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterShoe

Where is this will and this dick? Pictures or it didn't happen.

February 16, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAsh

Tech Babe: Thanks, and cheers back.

Shoe: I'm looking forward to Arbor Day.

Ashley: Haha, always looking for evidence.

February 18, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJason X

I second Ashley on the dick pic.

February 18, 2009 | Unregistered Commenternadzb21

That's why I celebrate March 14th, Steak and a BJ Day http://www.steakandbjday.com/

September 18, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterM

M: That's just fucking awesome.

September 18, 2009 | Registered CommenterJason X

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