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Maricruz is Insane

I decided the only way to convince Blair that I'm insane is to convince Blair that Maricruz is insane. The only way to convince Blair that Maricruz is insane is to convince Maricruz that Blair is insane. 

I told Maricruz that Blair is insane because she believes that I am not insane.

Maricruz was appalled.

I told Maricruz that the only way to convince Blair that I am insane is for Maricruz to convince Blair that she thinks I am also not insane. 

If Blair thinks Maricruz thinks that I'm not insane, then she will think Maricruz must be insane because the only other person who thinks I'm not insane is Blair herself.

Because if Blair thinks Maricruz thinks I'm sane and is not angry with me for hooking up with both of them, then that would make Maricruz insane and Blair would also have to be insane for thinking the same thing an insane person thinks.

And if Blair thinks Maricruz is insane, then anything Maricruz said about hooking up with me must be a figment of her insane imagination.

The wheels are in motion. Let's see what happens tomorrow.


Reader Comments (11)

Loved the stick figures...!

March 17, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterdannybelize

I had to read this 3 times.

March 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterNnamdi

What a complete fucking mind-fuck! What?

March 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterTech Babe

That's it. I'm FUCKING INSANE now...

P.S.... My tits aren't that high... And is that YOU on the, right?

March 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterFar

Those stick girls are HAAAAAWWWT!

March 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJason Nassi

Dannybelize: Yeah, fitting.

Nnamdi: My head hurts too coming up with the strategy. But if anything works, this will.

Tech Babe: WTF is right. Even so, I will prevail.

Far: Yes, that's me on the right. The Far right.

Jason Nassi: Yeah, it turned me on too.

March 17, 2009 | Registered CommenterJason X

I'm hesitant to admit that I followed your logic fluidly, as it only confirms my reservation on the padded bus that is on the way. I have been known to use this method of argument successfully in the past, so I have every confidence that you will pull this off. Just make sure all parties don't get left alone in a room with massive quantities of alcohol; which is the secret decoder ring to this riddle.

March 18, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKim (EricsTXGal)

I really can't go with you there, Mr. X. I just gave blood and am light-headed as is. But I will say this insanity breeds hell-spawn which you will need to have sexorcised more than likely.

March 18, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterShoe

I followed that perfectly.

March 19, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMatt

Hi! First Time visit your blog - found you from the Rebel Yells of #followfriday

So hilarious! I posted it to my Facebook.

I just resurfaced on Internet a month ago after 5 years following DUI collision. (Not me!)

TBI - what Natasha Richardson died from. Traumatic Brain Injury is what I have.

Humor is best medicine! my #analog #cyborg blog is at:

Have you ever tried BlogMix ing - I have once -- works best with two blogs
a text/picture based bloged and a music playlist blog... open both windows and
its either awful or amazing.

Ciao Guapo,

March 20, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSonja

Kim: Glad you could follow it. And yes, I will keep them separated. Trying to hook them up early on is what got me into this trouble in the first place.

Shoe: I'm always trying to breed hell spawn. Because you're right, that leads to the need for a sexorcism. And sexoricisms are good. Very good.

Matt: I knew you would.

Sonja: Whoa, that's heavy. Sounds like you're good to go now though. Thanks for reading. I'll check out your blog too. Easy on the hashtags. I've been banned from hashtagging. You find anything I say with a hashtag anywhere. I'm 404. I do not exist.

March 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJason X

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