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Tuesday
Apr282009

Suspicious Tits

I successfully dodged Blair's watchful tits today (see micro blog). Well, nearly.

Blair is able to watch me without looking at me because her tits do the staring. When I see Blair not looking at me, I immediately look at her tits and confirm those little bitches are staring right back at me. 

When Blair is not looking at me, it means she wants to know what I'm doing. When Blair is looking at me, it means she doesn't care what I'm doing. 

She's a very devious little bitch. 

She suspects something today. I'm not sure why. 

Sometimes her suspicions are founded. For example, some mole of hers saw me flirting with someone somewhere. But most times her suspicions are not founded and she only becomes suspicious because there is no reason to be suspicious. 

The only time she's not suspicious of me is when I'm suspicious of her. Which is rare, because I'm never suspicous of her when she's suspicious of me. Which is most of the time.

So after hiding out most of the day in meetings and haunted conference room 3402, I went back to my office at 4:30, closed the door and waited it out until 5:00. I made sure my assistant Teri gave me the coast is clear signal, then I bolted from my office and caught the elevator.

Downstairs, walking to the garage elevators, just my fucking luck, I ran right into Blair. Since I ignored her text messages today, I was prepared for the Fuck you look, but surprisingly, she smiled. Have I mentioned how rare it is that Blair smiles? But when she does... Fuck it's an amazing smile. Maybe she was in a good mood because she didn't catch me doing anything today. 

I got off on the same floor in the garage as her, then walked her to her car. With that big, beautiful smile still cutting across her face, she asked me what I was doing tonight.

That means she wants to fuck me in the park.

So I'm back in my office waiting out the sun. 

Looks like Blair's tits will be staring at me again later tonight. This time without suspicion; it'll be the Fuck me look instead.

Sometimes days like this just go my way in the end.  

Reader Comments (10)

Good stuff bro

April 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterPyerse

How you manage to come out of this situations on top is a mystery... A very entertaining one, but a mystery no less.
I still think Blair's behavior is suspicious though.

April 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLisa Troy

Thanks Pyerse. I just report the news.

Lisa: But if I think she's suspicious, she'll stop thinking I'm suspicious. I like it the other way, then there's less stress.

April 28, 2009 | Registered CommenterJason X

So the only time she's not suspicious of you is when you're suspicious of her. But if you think she's suspicious of you, then that means you're not suspicious of her, so she'll be suspicious of you.
Is that right?
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh I think you just fried my brain. I was pretty fond of it too.

April 29, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLisa Troy

Oh Baybee...

April 29, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterPeg

Maybe avenge yourself tonight, and simply fuck her tits.

April 29, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSonjaC

Lisa: You've got it straight. You must be sane. Or wait, maybe that means you must be insane...

Peg: Yes baybee?

SonjaC: Believe me, I taught those tits a lesson they'll never forget.

April 29, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJason X

Nuh uh. I refuse to be dragged into yr insane "If A is true then B is lalalalalala" world. Oh WTH, sanity is overrated.
Mmm, should I start looking for a tree or go with the flow? Then again, maybe I'll be taught a lesson too in the future. Decisions, decisions...

April 29, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLisa Troy

My tits are even better spies! They're smaller so easier to hide. No one knows if they're staring at you or not. But be warned...they are.

April 29, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterTech Babe

Lisa: Too late. I think you've been sucked in already, so to speak.

Tech Babe: I'll find those tits. I'll root through your clothes until I do.

May 1, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJason X

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