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Wednesday
May202009

Tawny the Temp

Chelsea the Intern doesn't like Tawny the new Temp because she believes the Tawny the Temp is stealing her business.

While Tawny the Temp does look like a precocious young prostitute, I assured Chelsea the Intern that she is only being paid to answer phones, manage schedules and file documents.

Tawny the Temp is blond, short with nice legs and tits, but an amazing ass. And she likes to wear clothing that accentuates this particular endowment. 

Chelsea the Intern spends a good majority of her day now pussy blocking Tawny the Temp. Even when Tawny the Temp is talking to me, Chelsea the Intern interrupts and drags me away. And Chelsea the Intern doesn't even charge me for the sex.  

Chelsea the Intern believes I am expanding the brothel. I assured her I wasn't. I mean, I never wanted to be a pimp in the first place. I guess it's one of those things you just fall into when a prostitute follows you to work from the strip club. 

I do understand the paranoia. While Tawny the Temp does not sell her body like a prostitute, she does market her body like a prostitute. 

For example, when I'm standing at her desk having a conversation with her, she props herself up on her elbows so that her arms push her breasts together, providing me with a spectacular view of enhanced cleavage.

She does this with everyone.

She also bends over a lot to pick up things or to file documents. And she doesn't bend her knees. She just bends over at the waist and juts that ass out so that you have a clear view of her thong of the day. Today it was pink.

And while she's not a whore by trade, she is an attention whore by nature.

This is also how Chelsea the Intern behaves. But it's strictly business for her. So when she sees someone else behaving the same way, she believes it must be for the same reason.

I think Chelsea the Intern's clientele in the building may also believe Tawny the Temp is a prostitute. I see them talking to her a lot. Can't wait to see her reaction when they finally ask her, How much?  

I'm beginning to think I should have sex with Tawny the Temp. I don't want to piss off Chelsea the Intern, but someone has to prove her wrong. 

I mean, there's a lot of tension between these two. Something has to be done. Having sex with the new temp without getting charged for it should convince Chelsea the Intern that the new temp isn't cutting into her business. 

Some might call it, Fucking the temp. But technically, this is just "Conflict Resolution."

HR will be so proud of me. 

Reader Comments (14)

Conflict Resolution sounds like a win-win.

May 20, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterandy065

But Chelsea isn't charging you either... Then again, she probably won't pick up on this little glitch, right?

Aw, never mind! Hell! I'm so confused! I need to wind down; play with this pretty glass ball they gave me...

May 20, 2009 | Unregistered Commentermsfitznham

I just got 2 new summer interns myself. Fresh young blood...a USC frat boy and an Aussie. Blue balls and lunch are in order.

BTW, Pussy Block = Clam Jam

May 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterTech Babe

The best part of being a temp was lusting after new bosses & reading their emails. I mean, you only label an Outlook folder "XXX" if you WANT your assistant to look at it, right? Right.

May 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterProfessionalLush

andy065: It does. I'll find out tonight.

msfitznham: Yeah, but that's because I'm her pimp.

Tech Babe: I was trying to remember the term you had for it (clam jam). I was trying to think of something that rhymed with plug or clog...

ProfessionalLush: This is the department temp; she doesn't see my emails. My assistant Teri, however, knows everything. She helps me manage my Users (so that I don't double book, etc.).

May 22, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJason X

So what happened with Tawny? Don't tell me someone else managed to ruin your reputation before I tried my hand at it.

May 25, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLisa Troy

I'll try to update today...

May 25, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJason X

Wait...have you ever described Chelsea the Intern? How does she stack up against the Tawny Tap That Ass?

May 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAlyssa Cooper

Nope, he just said she looks like a regular UCLA student. I think he's been holding out on us...

May 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLisa Troy

Alyssa/Lisa: They look very similar (hair color, height and weight, etc.), but Tawny has bigger tits. So as far as "stacking up" is concerned, Tawny is more stacked than Chelsea.

May 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJason X

Is that when a Beetle pulls up next to a semi and you can't pass? P-Blocking should be illegalized. I, like you, want to get through. I find the concept motivational. Makes me want to push.

May 27, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterK Reynolds

Can you say 3-some? That should work everything out between them.

May 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMatt

K. Reynolds: We'll get in one of them either way. Maybe both. That's the beauty of the P-Block. Cock block is a whole other story; neither of the guys involved gets any in most cases.

Matt: I may actually be able to do that. Strange turn of events. I haven't had time to update. But will soon.

May 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJason X

You're an even worse tease than I am...Which is just wrong on so many levels...

May 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLisa Troy

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