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Saturday
May302009

The Double Whammy

I took Tawny the Temp for drinks on Friday after work. I try not to fuck around with women who don't have just as much to lose as I do, i.e. a marriage, but in this case I was trying to prove a point to Chelsea the Intern

If you can prove a point by having sex with someone, I believe that always the best route to take.

The point is, just because Tawny the Temp is young and pretty with plenty of cleavage and a tight little ass, doesn't mean she's a prostitute. 

We got drunk on tequila at my favorite dive watering hole. It's a dark, relatively small place that nobody from work ever frequents. Except maybe Gladstone and Kessler. But we usually coordinate.

It wasn't long before Tawny the Temp and I were fondling each other under the table. Tequila is always a good way to get someone to touch you. 

We went back to her place, which was surprisingly nice. I expected something a little more studio size, but this apartment was big. I also expected some more Hello Kitty shit in the bedroom like I found in Minoo the HR Coordinator's place. But Tawny's place was more classy; grown up.

I don't like classy and grown up, so I asked her to spank me. 

Unfortunately, she was ready for that request. 

She returned from the closet with handcuffs, a whip, and a paddle. 

I was reminded of my Sexorcism for some reason. I told her I wasn't into handcuffs, but I could put socks on my hands. She whipped me for that comment, then she ordered me to lie down on the couch. 

Wow, she really seemed into it. I figured, what the fuck? She handcuffed me and then paddled me like a bad schoolboy. I did not enjoy it. But, if it did something for her, I figured I could handle it. 

Finally, after the discipline, she turned me over and jumped aboard for some real fun. It was good, but also very angry, violent sex. I was fine with that, but I was thinking, this bitch is kinky. 

After sex and a shower, I got dressed and was ready to leave. 

"That was fun," I said.

"I hope it was worth the price of admission." she said. "That'll be $300." 

I looked at her like a glazed donut; everything all blurry. "Huh?"

"Non standard sex is always more," she said.

It took a couple of seconds to click, but instead of proving that Chelsea the Intern was just being a paranoid and jealous prostitute, I proved she was a smarter intern than I gave credit. 

"You're a prostitute?" I asked.

She nodded.

"I thought you were into that shit?" I said.

"I thought you were," she said. "Weren't you?"

Not only did I prove Chelsea the Intern was right, I paid for services I didn't even want.

"Look," I said. "You didn't disclose the fact that you were going to charge me up front. So I don't owe you shit."

I grabbed my jacket and opened the door.

"Then you'll have to deal with my pimp," she said.

"Pimp?"

"Someone at work," she said. "And not someone you want to deal with. You will not like it." 

How fucking ridiculous is that? Someone is pimping a prostitute at work. Well, besides me.

I didn't get a name, but apparently I was going to get a visit...

Reader Comments (18)

Is it Blair? Please be Blair.

May 30, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterj

It's not Blair. It's gotta be Fiona. That cunt would put up competition for Jasons girl.

Jason, next time you have to deal with her remember to keep that pimp hand strong.

May 31, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterGamerDarling

It's fucking Fernandez! Nah, shit's just falling out my mouth at the moment. Who gives a shit. You got a good "unexpected' lay out of it. And besides, you're Jason "Fucking" X! Who the hell's gonna fuck with you at work?

May 31, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterTech-Babe

This is gonna be a show.

May 31, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterNnamdi

did you pay or take your chances she's full of shit?

May 31, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBald Outing

I feel like I should be paying to read this. It's too good to be free...LMAO How do you end up in messes like this one?

May 31, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLisa Troy

My bets on Smithee

May 31, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterZorro

Maybe Chelsea's faking jealousy.

June 1, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAlyssa Cooper

Are you saying you stiffed her? I'd be impressed either way... just sayin'

June 1, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterEvil Kim

Don't know yet. Waiting to find out. It could be anyone, I suppose, at this place.

Evil Kim: Yes, I stiffed the Temp both ways.

June 1, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJason X

I twitted my guess to you Mr. X...but I would put my money on McKinney, if he's still workin on that 3d pr0n project, he'd still need 'talent'...and the closer at hand, the better. You got a pool sheet running on this like they do for the Superbowl?

June 1, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterShoe

The question begs to be asked... did she leave any bruises?

Or better yet...can I see them? *grin*

June 1, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterFar

I agree with GamerDarling...It has to be Blair or Fiona.

June 2, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMatt

If it were McKinney, I'd probably know about it. More likely Fiona than Blair. Apparently I'll be finding out tomorrow. We'll see though...

June 2, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJason X

She is bluffing. Do her again harder! Slap that bitch around hard.

June 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterGemini

Gemini: I like the way you think.

June 4, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJason X

It's Chelsea...so she could win the bet.

June 4, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterryandrake

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September 4, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterJANELLEDorsey

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