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Wednesday
Sep162009

Kelsey's Angry Fiance

Kelsey's fiancé still does not want to have a threesome with me and Kelsey because he still wants to kill me for having a twosome with Kelsey. 

I still do not want to have a threesome with Kelsey and her angry fiancé because I still do not have MFM threesomes. 

Kelsey still wants to have a twosome with me, but no longer wants to tell her fiancé because she loves him dearly and still wants to marry him. 

I don't like it when people want to kill me because it makes me paranoid like Pangbourn. The difference between Pangbourn's paranoia and mine is that Pangbourn always thinks someone is trying to kill him but nobody ever is; while I only think someone is trying to kill me because someone has threatened to do so. 

Various people have threatened to kill me in the past, including Pangbourn. The threats usually come because I have fucked someone who someone else thought was their exclusive fuck.

Nobody is exclusive.

I know this because: 

  • Kelsey loves her fiancé and wants to marry him but still wants to fuck me
  • Lucia loves her husband Alan and is very religious, so she would never commit adultery because that would be a sin and would be a horrible thing to do to the man she loves; so lets me sodomize her instead.
  • Maricruz is married, yet full of Fuck me looks and Fuck me giggles. And I fuck her.
  • Blair is married and feels guilty every single time we have sex; afterwards, but never before.

These are just a few examples.

And by the way, all their men believe that their women are 100% loyal to them. Well, with the exception of Kelsey who got his permission first. Even so, now she wants to continue to see me but knows that her angry fiancé will never give permission again. So the only way for her to continue to see me is to lie to the man she loves and wants to marry. 

Apparently she has no problem doing that because she's going to see me tonight. 

I am a little apprehensive about seeing a woman whose fiancé knows who I am and wants to kill me for having fucked his woman once already. 

But what the hell? What's the worst that could happen? I mean, besides death... 

Reader Comments (8)

Let me know if you need a place to hide-out. Because eventually Kelsey *will* tell her fiancée, or else risk losing him forever. Girls like her are horrible liars.

Best of luck.

September 16, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterShameless

Shameless: I will mentor her with the lying...

Flower: See? Death ain't so bad...

September 16, 2009 | Registered CommenterJason X

Just watch your back. Hopefully her fiancé isn't putting her up to this so he can kick your ass (or at least try to).

September 16, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterchrisbaker3

Change locations constantly and don't disclose locations ever. Not even to her.(Easy fix...FUCK ON=)

September 16, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterTech Babe

Chris: Uhhhhhhhh. Well, that's a consideration now that you mention it.... But what's the worst that could happen?

Tech Babe: There you go, Chris. Problem solved. Thanks Tech Babe...

September 17, 2009 | Registered CommenterJason X

The only way out of this is to get you confused with Kornfeld. Drill it into her head that you are the Director of Finance. Fuck her and make her call you "The Director". You can't successfully bait and switch with Gladstone cause he's black and ultimately the first thing people talk about when describing somebody is their race. Smithee can't take the fall because you need someone who is real to actually take the beating. What about the French cock block Faudeux or Szymanski? Can we set them up? Do either of them have the same hair color or height? Can Kelsey be trusted? Can you tell her to give a false description of you to her fiance so you can keep banging her without any consequences?

September 19, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterM

this seems very familiar. let me guess...you work at best buy. your name is anthony. you had sex with her at travis's place. the blanket was blue. you took her verjinity away. we have never had sex. for 2 and a half years. then the second in your car...the only thing that i dont get is that she said i wanted to kill you?! let me know if im right about all this. but the killing? thats a fucking lie.

November 6, 2009 | Unregistered Commentercharles

No, I don't work at Best Buy and my name isn't Anthony. You're the wrong husband.

November 6, 2009 | Registered CommenterJason X

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