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Tuesday
Sep082009

Blair's Little Hitler

Blair's vagina has a way with words. In fact, her vagina should be a motivational speaker.

Whenever Blair's vagina opens her pretty little mouth to speak, I'm absolutely captivated. I perk up like a little soldier standing at attention.  

After Blair got waxed yesterday, I realized the real reason why. 

Usually, Blair goes with the Playboy. This time she went with the Hitler (aka Brazilian [cavado], landing strip, Mohawk, etc.). 

Whenever Blair gets freshly waxed, she likes me to feel how smooth it is--mainly with my face. So last night during the demonstration, I realized why her vagina speaks with such authority... 

Because Blair's vagina is a little dictator. 

As with any dictator (or dick-tator), I must comply or suffer the stringent penalties (i.e., blue balls in this case). Under a dictatorship, you don't even think for yourself anymore; the dictator thinks for you. 

Don't misunderstand me. Blair herself is not a dictator. And if she denies me access to the dictator, she can't compel me to do anything. She is simply the gatekeeper. Close the gate, lose the power. 

Because when that little dictator opens her mouth and speaks to me, I stiffen with fear. It feeds on my fear and I stuff it full. 

Women sometimes forget who the dictator really is.

It's the vagina, stupid.

The vagina only has the power to compel when you allow it to speak. Gag your little Hitler and we'll go find us another dictator. 

Blair once told me, if I wanted sex, I would do what she told me to do. 

I didn't bother explaining to her that if a man "wants" sex, he'll get it. And if you deny him, he'll just get it somewhere else. So instead, I just left. She didn't get what she wanted, and I fucked someone else that night. 

Blair doesn't try to use sex to get what she wants anymore. She uses much more creative, manipulative techniques. And she lets her little Hitler do the dictating. 

Reader Comments (7)

Heil Hitler

September 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterNnamdi

Well, as the gatekeeper to her dictator, maybe you should do what she says.

September 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterShameless

And all this time I thought it was Charlie Chaplin . . . and proceeded to mime speak to it for hours on end.

September 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSatchelunderwood

Nnamdi: Damn straight.

Shameless: Uh, you're missing the point, as a lot of you women do. She doesn't have the only dictator in town. Therefore, she cannot use it to make me do things. If she got every other woman in town to close their gates, then maybe. But that just ain't gonna happen...

Satchel: Since Charlie Chaplin played "The Great Dictator" he counts too, even miming.

September 10, 2009 | Registered CommenterJason X

Playboy. Definitely the Playboy. Welcome to Hurricane Harbor.

September 12, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterTech Babe

well said!

September 15, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDvinMsM

Time to go all Inglorious Basterds on that pussy!

September 19, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterM

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