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Tuesday
Mar302010

Good Jason, Evil Jason

Apparently Jason Y has already asked Aimee the Temp out for dinner.

He is evil Jason.

That's okay, because he's the kind of guy that wines and dines a girl for several dates before he gets her in the sack. I'm the kind of guy who takes a girl out for drinks, gets her drunk and horny and then she says Oops, I fucked up in the morning. Then she fucks me again. Once the seal has been broken, what the hell, right? Then it's only about sex and more sex.  

I am good Jason.

Once Jason Y gets a girl in the sack he wonders why he's suddenly in a relationship when all he really wanted was a little sex. Then he's got to keep up the wining and dining to get more sex. His actions have stated that he respects her as a woman and views her as someone he could have a long term relationship with.

He is evil Jason.

I make sure a woman knows that she can fuck me in a tree during lunch and there's no judgement; she is not a slut. My actions state that I respect her as a sexual woman and I view her as someone I could have a long term sexual relationship with. Anyone who will fuck me in a tree during lunch, I must see again. And again and again. Trust me, I value that woman and she knows it. See me a couple of times and your sexual inhibitions go out the window. 

I am good Jason.

Jason Y is having dinner with Aimee the Temp on Friday night. Which means I have to have drinks with Aimee the Temp on Thursday night. I want her defiled before he pays his first dime for what he hopes to be sex. But the more I defile her, the less she'll allow herself to be defiled by him. The more I touch, grope and gag, the less he'll get and the more he'll pay. More food, less sex. More cost, less value. More respect, more clean, less bases and then home plate just gets further and further from sight. 

He is evil Jason. 

As Aimee the Temp bounced her way down the hallway today, I intercepted. 

"Patron or Don Julio?" I asked out of the blue.

"Uhhhh," she sort of said. "I drink Jose Cuervo. Is Don Julio tequila?"

"You've never had Don Julio?"

She shook her head.

"You need to brand up," I said. "A couple of people are getting together for drinks tomorrow night. You in?"

She nodded enthusiastically with both head and tits. 

Oddly, she will be the only person besides me who shows up tomorrow. The rest are a bunch of flakes. 

I am good Jason. 

Reader Comments (7)

Down with the evil Jason!

March 31, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterHYPERKIND

You are so good you're evil.

Or is it so evil you're good...?

*evil grin*

March 31, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterFar

Let the games begin.

March 31, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterNnamdi

HYPERKIND: Thanks for your support for my good works. Always appreciated.

Far: I'd say the latter. I am beyond evil, which actually makes me good. It's in Wikipedia.

Nnamdi: And so they shall....

March 31, 2010 | Registered CommenterJason X

oh SNAP! I have other plans tonight. Have a shot of Julio for me.

April 1, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterdaNanner

I'd demolish both Jasons. I'm not evil, nor am I good, but I am consistent. Try me.

April 1, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterTech Babe

"I'd demolish both Jasons. I'm not evil, nor am I good, but I am consistent. Try me."

Mmm Diet coke :P

April 7, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterTremas

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