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Tuesday
Apr062010

How to Violate the Office Temp

A woman with big tits is always amazed that I don't look at her tits when I talk to her.

I don't look at her tits when I talk to her because she expects me to look at her tits when I talk to her. She expects this because everyone always looks at her tits when they talk to her because her tits are so fucking big.

A woman with big tits loves when you look at her tits when you talk to her because it makes her feel both attractive and violated. Feeling attractive feeds self-esteem; feeling violated feeds outrage. She wants both so that she can love herself but hate you. 

The more I don't look at her big tits, the less violated she feels. And the less violated she feels, the less she hates me and the more she hates herself. The more she hates herself, the more she wants me to violate her.

I met Aimee the Temp on Thursday nights for drinks. And I did not look at her tits.

When I meet a woman for drinks, we don't start out with beer or a cocktail. We start with tequila shots. Not one each, but two or three. That way, within 20 minutes we're already fondling each other.

And instead of talking about where we're from and what music we like, we're talking about sex.

"Where's the craziest place you've had sex?" she asked me.

When women ask me that question, they have no idea what they're getting into. Because I can name 101 places I've had sex that they've never even considered. It's a miracle I haven't been either fired from my job or arrested.

But I only name one because it seems to get the most attention.

"Tree sex," I said.

You could tell by her eyes that she didn't understand how that would work, but was now dying to try it. 

More shots. 

Out in the parking lot we started making out and groping each other. And although I hadn't looked at her tits in the bar, I was openly violating them now. 

The parking lot was dimly lit, so she started to go down on me. I had another idea. 

Since Jason Y and I had to share my office, they dragged another desk in and shoved it against the opposite wall. 

Both Aimee the Temp and Jason Y's desk got violated together that night.

Aimee the Temp is a screamer. Not just a woman who makes noise when she climaxes; this was a blood-curdling scream as if she were being murdered. 

I would have covered her mouth but I was in awe. In awe of both her huge natural tits and her ear-piercing, screaming orgasm. 

After that we had to wrap things up quickly because no doubt Security was on its way, possibly the police. Drunk as she was, I made sure she skipped her panties. I snagged them and dropped them into Jason Y's top drawer. 

We got coffee, sobered up and parted ways. An early night. But mission accomplished.

Friday morning, Jason Y came in and looked at his desk which was in total disarray. I ignored his repeated gasping. He asked me what happened and I shrugged. 

Sitting at his desk, he opened the top draw to get something and found Aimee the Temp's panties. 

I looked over and said, "You dog..."

He shook his head but didn't know what to say.

"Hey, aren't you going out with Aimee the Temp tonight?" 

He nodded.

"Good luck with that."

Reader Comments (5)

Jason Y is an ass I've been in relationships like that and they made me feel like shit. Dinner and a movie in exchange for sexual favors makes you feel like an escort service. I know within the first two minutes of meeting somebody if I'm going to fuck them, regardless of whether or not you bought me something. Team Jason X all the way. Nicely done!

April 7, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterM

M: Hahahaha. Especially the "Team Jason X". Nice...

April 7, 2010 | Registered CommenterJason X

That's almost just as good as corrupting interns, like I do. Staring at tits and corrupting are mild violations. Having sex is intrusion. Your way is better. Way to go!

April 10, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterTech Babe

So, have you scheduled a time for the tree sex yet?

April 12, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMatt

Tech Babe: I have a natural instinct like that.

Matt: Yes, yes I have. She's all titillated by the idea.

April 14, 2010 | Registered CommenterJason X

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