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Thursday
Jun032010

Penis Packaging

Well, someone put a penis on the packaging for one of our products.

All of our lovable cartoon characters are standing around an organ pipe and one of the pipes is actually a male organ. Yep: a penis pipe. 

The product is packaged, shipped, in the stores and being purchased for kids all over the world.

Everyone is wondering how something like this could have happened, especially with our rigid QA standards and practices.

The Art Department is blaming the QA department for letting a penis through, while the QA department is blaming the Art Department for drawing a penis to begin with. 

The artists are being interrogated. They have already ruled out the Indian artist, given the penis on the packaging is circumcised. They'd like to just narrow it down to the gay artists, since everyone knows gay men are obsessed with the penis, but HR will not let them because that would be sexual orientation profiling. 

Excluding the Indian, there were four other artists working on this property/brand. Two gay, two straight. 

After exhaustive interviews, HR has determined: 

  • The artists are split on the "NOH8" campaign; two artists want H8, two artists don't. Split by sexual orientation, as you might imagine
  • The artists are split on Judy Garland; two believe she was the greatest performer of all time, two don't know who the fuck she is. Not split by sexual orientation, as you might imagine
  • All the artists agree that the Jersey Shore is gay
  • All the artists agree that Brad Pitt is hot and Angelina Jolie is a bitch
  • All the artists agree the Company's benefits package is small and insignificant

Since they could not determine which artist was responsible for the penis on the packaging, they fired the entire QA department. 

Things will be much better now that we have absolutely no quality assurance at this company.

Reader Comments (4)

Hahaha love it!

June 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterM

The QA department is always to blame.

June 11, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterRooGirlie

I've been looking at this same old penis for a long time. Any new posts coming soon?
Oh and nice dick.

July 27, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterCt Kingston

Packaging has always been one of many important factors for the sales on the product and this stands true even now. Packaging not only protects and makes the product or service durable but also increases the life of the product by giving it proper protection expected against all odds and also all through transporting the product. It is very good to have a packaging on the food products but make sure whatever packaged food products you are getting should be a real weight age one as you are demanding. So make sure before buying that you are getting the right packaging material. Thanks a lot.
Latex gloves

December 11, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterLatex gloves

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