Kelsey Hired

Looks like they're hiring Kelsey. I'd like to think it's because of me. Though it's not. She's been hired as a Licensing Coordinator in Apparel. I swear to God, the requirement to be a Licensing Coordinator in this company is to simply be a young, hot woman just out of college.

Kudos to the hiring managers in this company; they are the best possible suppliers a User Pool could ever hope for.

Lucia Found Me

Lucia found me in conference room 3402; this is where we had the Sexoricism. She told me to repent and come to Bible Study tomorrow at lunch. I told her I was busy at that time, but that I'd be happy to sodomize her tomorrow night. She was fine with that.

Blair is still looking. If Lucia can find me, anyone can. I'm packing up and going back to my office. But I'm going to close the door until 5:00 pm, then run out of the building as if it were Fire Drill Friday. 

I may make it through this day yet. 

Hiding Out

I went back to my office, grabbed my laptop, and told my assistant Teri I had to disappear for a while. I told her I couldn't disclose my location even to her because that knowledge would only put her life in danger. Since we're dealing with Blair here, she completely agreed. 

I've been working in Conference Room 3402 on wireless. Blair is texting me. I wish I knew what she thought she knew. Then I could throw her off the trail. But I don't know what trail it is. Too many to guess which one. 

Blendi the Unvirgin Does a Drive-by

Fuck.

Blendi stopped by my office. That fucking mole Shawna walked by just after Blendi walked across the threshold. I immediately told Blendi I was late for a meeting and ran out of my office like a bat out of hell. I ran to the elevator and bumped into Shawna. More perfect timing. I gave her a courtesy smile that also implied Fuck you, I know you're Blair's mole. She smiled back with a, Fuck you too, you don't fool me for a second. 

Fuck.

Blair's Mole

Shawna the Finance Analyst, one of Blair's moles, has been lingering around my office this morning too. Her tits have not been watching, mainly because she really doesn't have tits. Well, maybe she has tits, but you can't tell with the kind of shirts she wears. Regardless, I know when tits are staring at me, and her tits are not. But she's listening when I'm on the phone. Her ears definitely have eyes...

Blair's Tits

Blair's tits have been watching me closely this morning. Blair keeps walking past my office, but acts like she's down on my floor for business reasons. I see those tits and those tits see me. Blair doesn't look, but her tits see all. It's like she's gotten some intel on me; someone saw me flirting with someone maybe... On days like this, I need to avoid all Users... 

Ha-Neul the Cannibal is Hungry

I ran into Ha-Neul the Cannibal on the 27th floor today. She said she wanted me for dinner. I told her I'd come over tonight, but I'm bringing the ball gag. I told her she had to clip her nails too. 

She's like getting on a roller coaster: the closer you come to the top as you start the ride, the more you regret it. Then you end up having a good time. I'm not at the top yet, so I'm feeling fucked--not in a good way. Luckily, by the end of the night, I'll be fucked--in a very good way.

Blair is not Wearing Panties

I stopped by Blair's office to discuss the budget. She pulled a Sharon Stone Basic Instinct cross-your-legs move and flashed me her smoothly waxed gash. 

Blair does not like to ask to see me after work; she wants me to ask her. While we do have a regular schedule, there are times like today in which she deviates from the schedule because she's horny. She must have woken up horny. 

I already made plans with Athena the Lesbian, but maybe I'll call it off because I heard she was gay.

Rumors about Athena the Lesbian

Athena the Lesbian is concerned that there are rumors in the company about her being gay.  

"Why would anyone think I'm gay?" 

She's wondering if Jane from Softlines told someone about their little Holiday party experimentation. 

"I was just curious," she said. "I'm not gay."

I like when Athena the Lesbian is worried that people might think she's a lesbian. She works that much harder with me to prove she's straight. 

Lissa's Double Ds

Lissa spells her name with a double S. Somehow seems fitting because her tits are a double D. 

She stopped by to see me today to discuss SOX issues. Of course, I didn't hear a word of the SOX discussion because her tits started blabbing again. Two big perky tits always dominate the conversation. No way around it. I wanted to gag those two rude tits; choke some sense into them. But they just laughed, and bounced, and kept right on blabbing. 

I thanked Lissa for the SOX update and told her I wanted to teach her tits a lesson after work. It's about that time.